Opinion | Pigs Can’t Fly: The Fantasy of Celebrity and Bipartisan Campaigns for President

The things that make me cringe: talk of celebrities running for president, bipartisan tickets, and conspiracy theories. That last one especially bothers me, though. Have you ever witnessed two people talking about something that never happened (outside of any religious context) with such fervor?

Opinion | Why Donald Trump Will Lose in 2020

Let's pretend, for a moment, that Trump isn't under investigation and that the Russians didn't help elect him(they totally did and we all know it). This fact remains; he's less dangerous playing golf or watching television than trying to be president on days he feels like working because he obviously can't perform the essential duties of the job.

Satire | Trump Reaches Out to Penn & Teller to Make Mueller Investigation Disappear; Penn: We’ll Do Our Best

"I've sat down with President shit-for-brains on four different occasions and explained to him all four times that Teller and I don't actually possess magical powers. He...won't...listen. He insists that the both of us could hold hands to 'pool' our power."