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  • Building the Perfect Constitution, Part 1

    Identifying the Gaps Making good on my earlier threat to present a nine-part series on the Constitution, I now present you with Part One.  In the introduction (or Part Zero) to this series, I pointed out that the Constitution is… Read More ›

  • The President Show

    …the pilot episode. This President’s Day, I figured I would start a series on the presidency, maybe beginning with an introductory post and then following up, on an annual basis, with a profile of an American President, say, in chronological… Read More ›

  • Cult of the Occasional Cortex seeks tax-exempt status, self-annihilates

    DERP wire services Taking one page from Das Kapital, and another from the Koran, followers of Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez founded a religious organization and sought tax-exempt status earlier this week.  The resulting philosophical self-contradiction almost immediately resulted in a total collapse… Read More ›

  • Cult of the Occasional Cortex seeks recognition, members

    DERP wire services Elated by the election of one of their own to Congress, the newly-branded Cult has called for the creation of a new socialist party.  Undeterred by the existence of another national socialist party in the United States,… Read More ›

  • Opinion | Crisis at the Border

    No, not that border. The one further north. The one around Washington, DC.

    President Trump is delivering a speech on the “crisis at the border” as I type, and it’s being carried by MSLSD, among many other networks. I have the perennial misfortune of being in a position to hear these, hour after hour, even when they’re not additionally sullied by his voice.

  • Building the Perfect Constitution

    “Constitution” carries an immediately-understandable connotation, for just about anyone, anywhere in the world. But the definitions vary considerably from society to society. To a Briton, the Constitution is a loose collection of documents, scattered throughout time and geographical scope, outlining the operations of government.

  • Introducing the Opposition

    Eric has kindly asked me to participate in this growing community, and so, to the best of my ability, I will provide and expound on principles espoused by centrist and Constitutional conservatives and right-libertarians. I will, from time to time, engage in light debate with him by tacking comments on to his blog posts, but for the most part, my role here is to author posts in order to promote thinking along lines outside of your comfort zone.

  • Opinion | Democrat’s New Year’s Resolution: Make Trump Open the Government Without Border Funding

    January 3rd will mark the beginning of the era of ‘short leash’ Donald, where Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the rest of the incoming House dems will have subpoena power and a mandate from the American public to hold the alt-president accountable.

  • Sarcasm | Dashboard ICE Jesus

    Here’s a great gift idea for Magaheads everywhere.  A Dashboard ICE Jesus to remind them they are fighting the good fight. ICE Jesus hated immigrants, especially the kids.

  • Opinion | Beto O’Rourke Is Not Who You Think He Is

    Here we are, twelve months before the presidential primary and we’re already hearing talk of potential candidacies. As of right now, the top three hopefuls that the media is talking about are Joe Biden, Beto O’Rourke, and Bernie Sanders- the last of which receiving the least amount of media coverage.

  • Opinion | Dear Alt-President Trump, The American People Are Better Than You

    In case you haven’t read yet, the latest update, so far, is that Trump revealed Navy Seals faces and identities in a video he tweeted Wednesday while visiting Troops in Iraq. It is operational security that the identities of members of special operations forces are covered up and their faces pixellated on any photographs.

  • Opinion | Trump is Never Getting His Wall

    It’s not that hard of a concept for alt-president Trump and his dwindling base to understand. America simply doesn’t want the wall. If he tries to put one up to contain the will of the people, it will be destroyed by those same people the day after we force him out of office. What a waste of money that will be… That five billion he’s asking for could more than save Flint, Michigan, if not put a dent in our homelessness epidemic.

  • Opinion | The Economy Will Collapse Before Trump is Forced Out of Office

    The collapse of the U.S. economy has to be weighing on Trump’s mind or the name ‘Hoover’ would not have come out of his mouth. He’s worried that the Fed raising rates, which they normally do as the economy grows, will cause a recession.

  • Opinion | How to Destroy the Alt-Right

    In 2008, Richard Spencer, invented the term alternative right in an article published by extremely conservative Taki’s Magazine. It was branding meant to differentiate conservative Republicans willing to compromise conservative beliefs by playing ball with Liberal Democrats from the more isolated, exclusively online fringe conservative groups who felt alienated by that behavior.